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The 'Daddy' of the Metrosexual, the Retrosexual & Spawner of Sporno

Apparently, Brokeback Mountain is now available on DVD.

Save yourself some money and watch this instead.  It’s free, it’s a lot more fun, you get six cowboys instead of two, they don’t age, none of them get tyre-ironed, they have a lot more sexy moments and there’s no mumbling dialogue.  Plus the soundtrack is a little more upbeat. 

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Oh, and it lasts about thirty years less than that tedious, mawkish film.  

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  1. Richard Barnhill Said,

    Brokeback on Ice was really interesting. I enjoyed it a great deal; however, I disagreed with you about the film. I found it to be a great movie – guess I can relate to it in my own life. See it again without criticism – you will enmjoy it

  2. Glen hughes Said,

    I’m glad I’m not the only one to feel the same about BBM!

  3. mr skin Said,

    It’s amazing how much publicity Brokeback Mountain got because of the male relationships in it.

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