Comments on: Bashing Bond’s Blond Bollocks http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/ The 'Father' of the Metrosexual, the Retrosexual & Spawner of Sporno Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:42:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Killshot, 2008 http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/comment-page-1/#comment-5104 Killshot, 2008 Sat, 02 May 2009 23:00:33 +0000 http://marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/#comment-5104 [...] are placed in the Federal Witness Protection program after witnessing an extortion scheme go wrong. Killshot. Thinking they are at last safe, they are targeted by an experienced intimidating hit man and a [...] [...] are placed in the Federal Witness Protection program after witnessing an extortion scheme go wrong. Killshot. Thinking they are at last safe, they are targeted by an experienced intimidating hit man and a [...]

]]> By: Size Hero: How Muscle Marys Conquered the Post-Industrial World | Mark Simpson http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/comment-page-1/#comment-3574 Size Hero: How Muscle Marys Conquered the Post-Industrial World | Mark Simpson Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:27:13 +0000 http://marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/#comment-3574 [...] to younger viewers by reincarnating him in the pneumatic form of Daniel Craig - Bond became his own big-chested Bond Girl - and last year’s smash hit film ‘300′ featured ‘Spartans’ who looked less [...] [...] to younger viewers by reincarnating him in the pneumatic form of Daniel Craig – Bond became his own big-chested Bond Girl – and last year’s smash hit film ‘300′ featured ‘Spartans’ who looked less [...]

]]> By: Matt Damon: Sexy or Twaspy? | Mark Simpson http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/comment-page-1/#comment-3508 Matt Damon: Sexy or Twaspy? | Mark Simpson Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:16:38 +0000 http://marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/#comment-3508 [...] re-booting of the James Bond franchise last year with Daniel Craig in the lead role was strongly influenced by the success of the Bourne films, which of course were themselves an [...] [...] re-booting of the James Bond franchise last year with Daniel Craig in the lead role was strongly influenced by the success of the Bourne films, which of course were themselves an [...]

]]> By: James Bond's Skimpy Speedos | Mark Simpson http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/comment-page-1/#comment-3448 James Bond's Skimpy Speedos | Mark Simpson Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:13:00 +0000 http://marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/#comment-3448 [...] Health, moisturiser and D&G swimming trunks and has managed to grow tits big enough to become his own Bond Girl. Share This Posted in masculinity, commentary [...] [...] Health, moisturiser and D&G swimming trunks and has managed to grow tits big enough to become his own Bond Girl. Share This Posted in masculinity, commentary [...]

]]> By: Joe White http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/comment-page-1/#comment-488 Joe White Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:50:23 +0000 http://marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/#comment-488 Ever since I saw this fellow in the movie 'Layer Cake', I just knew he was destined for Bond...puts the rest to shame, although Sean Connery owns the part, he's got it all down pat...a GREAT actor, and a Brit with good teeth, imagine that! Ever since I saw this fellow in the movie ‘Layer Cake’, I just knew he was destined for Bond…puts the rest to shame, although Sean Connery owns the part, he’s got it all down pat…a GREAT actor, and a Brit with good teeth, imagine that!

]]> By: Jack Malebranche http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/comment-page-1/#comment-251 Jack Malebranche Tue, 05 Dec 2006 00:36:41 +0000 http://marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/#comment-251 Just got back from seeing Casino Royale. I agree, definitely the best Bond movie in decades--one of the best ever. While Craig has a few uberfag moments (his walk was a bit 'runway' in places), I've got to say that he actually made his predecessors look like pussies. Craig's Bond was far more physical, visceral and believeably fallible than any Bond, really. He actually takes a lot more serious hits in the film, gets a lot of blood on him, and, when not strutting, is actually a lot *more* manly and malevolent than the others. The violence was all very 'Transporter,' though not as pornographic. (Mark, maybe you ought to work on a word for action movie homoeroticism--think old Jean Claude Van Damme movies and the Transporter shirtless oil slick fight.) I could have done without the testicle/bullwhip scene, really--a bit over the top. And he was the Bond girl, if you *have* to say it that way--the leading lady was a forgettable, mousy ragdoll. I've heard that Fleming's Bond was a sadistic bastard, not as campy as the movie Bonds, and I'm guessing Craig is the closest to that yet. The whole thing made me want to get some vintage copies of Fleming's old books. I've never read them, but I've been meaning to. One of these days... Just got back from seeing Casino Royale. I agree, definitely the best Bond movie in decades–one of the best ever. While Craig has a few uberfag moments (his walk was a bit ‘runway’ in places), I’ve got to say that he actually made his predecessors look like pussies.

Craig’s Bond was far more physical, visceral and believeably fallible than any Bond, really. He actually takes a lot more serious hits in the film, gets a lot of blood on him, and, when not strutting, is actually a lot *more* manly and malevolent than the others.

The violence was all very ‘Transporter,’ though not as pornographic. (Mark, maybe you ought to work on a word for action movie homoeroticism–think old Jean Claude Van Damme movies and the Transporter shirtless oil slick fight.)

I could have done without the testicle/bullwhip scene, really–a bit over the top.

And he was the Bond girl, if you *have* to say it that way–the leading lady was a forgettable, mousy ragdoll.

I’ve heard that Fleming’s Bond was a sadistic bastard, not as campy as the movie Bonds, and I’m guessing Craig is the closest to that yet. The whole thing made me want to get some vintage copies of Fleming’s old books. I’ve never read them, but I’ve been meaning to. One of these days…

]]> By: Jack Malebranche http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/comment-page-1/#comment-240 Jack Malebranche Sat, 02 Dec 2006 19:00:08 +0000 http://marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/#comment-240 Wow. Now I want to see it for all the wrong reasons. I probably would have rented it eventually for the explosions and Bond-ness of it, because I've always loved Bond movies, but your discription of the sex (I mean, torture) scene is...well...somewhat titillating. Wow. Now I want to see it for all the wrong reasons. I probably would have rented it eventually for the explosions and Bond-ness of it, because I’ve always loved Bond movies, but your discription of the sex (I mean, torture) scene is…well…somewhat titillating.

]]> By: Mark Simpson » Blog Archive » Sporno gets even more spornographic http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/comment-page-1/#comment-233 Mark Simpson » Blog Archive » Sporno gets even more spornographic Fri, 01 Dec 2006 22:23:40 +0000 http://marksimpson.com/blog/2006/11/20/bashing-bonds-blonde-bollocks/#comment-233 [...] Soon all that will be left of ‘gay sex’ will be fisting in Continental leather bars.  Sorry, my mistake, that’s not ‘gay’ either any more.  That’s just the latest Bond movie. [...] [...] Soon all that will be left of ‘gay sex’ will be fisting in Continental leather bars.  Sorry, my mistake, that’s not ‘gay’ either any more.  That’s just the latest Bond movie. [...]

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