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The 'Father' of the Metrosexual, the Retrosexual & Spawner of Sporno

American scientists believe that metrosexuality in pre-pubescent boys causes them to develop breasts

(Post-pubescent metros can’t rely on product to give them a nice pair of tits and have to visit the gym.)

  1. lj Said,

    dammit im 20 and i think im becoming more metro…

    tea tree oil in my soap/shampoo

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