marksimpson.com

The 'Father' of the Metrosexual, the Retrosexual & Spawner of Sporno

Belatedly, I’ve just noticed that I was voted one of the Top Ten Queer Cultural Moments ever earlier this year, alongside the decriminlisation of homosexuality and Rock Hudson dying of AIDS. Which is nice. I think.

OK, OK, so it was the birth of the annoyingly attractive metrosexual not his lesbosexual dad that people actually voted for.

But he would have been nothing without my pecs.

Add A Comment

Subscribe to marksimpson.com