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\preview10 Australian spornostars are now available   in colour\ \preview8 Australian spornostars are now available   in colour\

This is really just a (naked) excuse to parade these delectable Oz spornostars again, after exhibiting them on here in b/w last year.

Apparently you can order vibrant colour posters of them, as well as the scrumptious b/w calendar. I’ll buy that. Actually, I’ll have a dozen calendars too. Who cares if it’s already halfway out of date?

I’ve just had an idea for a rugby calendar for 2008. It’s new, it’s different, it’s kinda radical, kinda shocking: Fully-clothed rugby-players!

Or maybe not.

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  1. Dave Said,

    naked or in the new England strip?

    naked every time

    Encore dieux de stade

  2. Uroskin Said,

    The Ozzie rugby league has been publishing naked calendars since Australia was still part of the Asian mainland (or since Ian Roberts came out of the closet). I do prefer the B&W versions though, it does look artier.

  3. D.A. Krolak Said,

    have you lost your mind, clothed rugby players? Once that genie is out of the bottle the only thing left is a proctological exam, prostate exam, or just the run of the mill – colonoscopy calendar & photos….right?

  4. mark Said,

    True, b/w is artier – but who needs arty when you can have tarty?

    I suspect DAK is right: next year’s calendar will probably consist of Gaydar profile ‘Private Pics’.

  5. kenneth Said,

    Hot damn!

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