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\brady quinn mh0007 Mens Health gets even gayer\

Glad to see Mens Health’s We’re Hetero, You’re Hetero OK? campaign is working so well.

I don’t know about you, but the latest US issue featuring stunning spornographic shots of NFL stud Brady Quinn exploding naked out of the sea, or taking sensual, suggestive showers, the water droplets splashing and gushing ecstatically over his muscular shoulders and proud pecs while he apparently cruises the locker room makes me feel really straight.

So straight that I think you’re going to have to excuse me for a few minutes while I attend to my big straight erection….

  1. rovex Said,

    Have they never seen a gay lifestyle mag? Dont they realise that apart from the protestation of heterosexuality they are almost exactly the same?#

    Give mens health 5 pints and it would be sucking cock with the best of us.

  2. Mike Deakin Said,

    I don’t know which is funnier, your post or the Stephen Hawkingesque guy who reads the post to you if you click on the odiogo button!

  3. mark Said,

    That’s actually me reading it.

  4. GlenH Said,

    I think we need to out more magazines… I nominate car magazines.All that blokeyness just seems a wee bit like over-compensation to me. But would we really want to claim Jeremy Clarkson?

  5. mark Said,

    Top Gear is a strap-on consumer guide. Presented by dildos.

  6. jackie Said,

    i luv this pic its sexii as hell so all yall need to stop hatin!

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