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Those bollocks-shaving fetishists at Philips are at it again — finding new ways to encourage young straight men to turn themselves into gay porn stars. Though I wonder whether there are any straight boys with hairy nuts or ass cracks left.

Not quite as funny perhaps as some of their earlier efforts, but it is rather touching that they should place the story of one man’s love for another right at the heart of their story of manscaping.

Note how the arrival of a gay bear on the beach at Coney Island resulted in catastrophe, panic and the end of early manscaping efforts.

Tip: Queersighted