The electric rim-chair and heterosodomy

grey The electric rim chair and heterosodomy

Here’s a ‘cheeky’ cor­por­ate site cleanishappy.com extolling the bene­fits of rim­ming — how it can make every day a clean and happy day, for everyone!

Initially, you’re presen­ted with a row of appet­ising male and female bums with smi­ley faces drawn on them, happy mouth dir­ectly over bum­hole. Then the bums change into appet­ising smi­ley faces. Which one would you like to sit on?grey The electric rim chair and heterosodomy

Personally, I think the perky dark-haired man, third along looks like he has a very com­fort­able face. Since he does most of the talk­ing, we know his tongue works just fine. I won­der how warm and invig­or­at­ing his pulsing spray action is? As the site tells us, ‘every­one deserves to be pampered’. In the interests of equal-opps I should say the women look quite comfy too — though I worry slightly about the second lady from the left’s large teeth.

Alas, none of these fresh-faced, grin­ning rim­mers are avail­able for pur­chase. Instead, you have to make do with the ‘Washlet’, an auto­matic, Japanese-made rim-chair that you attach to your toi­let and oper­ate the warm water spray and dry­ing air jet by remote con­trol. It’s prob­ably not as much fun as an eager tongue, and is any­way offi­cially meant to be only used as a way of improv­ing bot­tom hygeine, but it might make it more likely you’ll actu­ally get to feel one.

grey The electric rim chair and heterosodomyEither way the Washlet, which has just been squir­ted in the face of an unsus­pect­ing US pub­lic, will def­in­itely help to put Americans, male and female, even more in touch with their anality.

The main­stream interest in bum love has become so pro­nounced of late that New York Magazine and Details have noticed it — five years after I poin­ted out on Salon.com the pop­ular­ity of het­eros­od­omy and how it had become the ‘unholy grail of met­ro­sexual sex’. (Perhaps coin­cid­ent­ally, Washlet are now heav­ily advert­ising on Salon.)

Anal play might still be unholy, but, thanks to the Washlet, it’s now clean and happy!

(Can I have my fee now?)

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