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The 'Daddy' of the Metrosexual, the Retrosexual & Spawner of Sporno

I don’t know this lady, but I think she’s a star.

I like her way with words. I like her lips. I like the way she says the word ‘sexual’.

In fact, she seems to be saying the word ‘sexual’ no matter what word she’s actually pronouncing. Does this mean I’m Hetero…Sexual?

Even ‘Mark Simpson’ sounds kind of sexual.

Which probably means I’m Metro…Sexual.

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Tip: Kenneth, www.queersighted.com

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  1. HotForWords » Press - A shout out to people writing about me :-) Said,

    [...] Mark Simpson who coined the word “Metrosexual” wrote about me [...]

  2. anncestbeau Said,

    I’m discussing with your numerous followers in my thesis dedicated to Russian dandies and in my latest article about Mozz, but I think you’re genious, Mark

  3. Mark S Said,

    You’re too kind, sirrah. But somehow so right too.

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