September 8th, 2007

Metro…sexual!

I don’t know this lady, but I think she’s a star.

I like her way with words. I like her lips. I like the way she says the word ’sexual’.

In fact, she seems to be saying the word ’sexual’ no matter what word she’s actually pronouncing. Does this mean I’m Hetero…Sexual?

Even ‘Mark Simpson’ sounds kind of sexual.

Which probably means I’m Metro…Sexual.

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Tip: Kenneth, www.queersighted.com

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Posted in metrosexual | 3 Comments »

3 responses to “Metro…sexual!”

  1. HotForWords » Press - A shout out to people writing about me :-) in a pingback says:
    December 5th, 2007 at 7:42 pm

    [...] Mark Simpson who coined the word “Metrosexual” wrote about me [...]

  2. anncestbeau in a comment says:
    December 12th, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    I’m discussing with your numerous followers in my thesis dedicated to Russian dandies and in my latest article about Mozz, but I think you’re genious, Mark

  3. Mark S in a comment says:
    December 12th, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    You’re too kind, sirrah. But somehow so right too.

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