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A fetching oil painting of a young Bond-in-Waiting Sean Connery from 1952 in a posing pouch showing off his muscles has just gone on display in the UK.
As you can see, wartime rationing didn’t end in the UK until 1954.
The latest Bond, Daniel Craig, born in the 1960s, has of course had unlimited access to chicken breasts, Men’s Health, moisturiser and D&G swimming trunks and has managed to grow tits big enough to become his own Bond Girl.
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I’m afraid I prefer the mate he’s posing with in the B&W pic in the Daily Mail’s piece on it – No James Bond perhaps, but then I always spend more time looking at the henchmen in the background…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=489617&in_page_id=1773
Yes, you’re right, his chum is beefier – and probably doesn’t care whether his cocktail is stirred or shaken.
And he has a face made for my pillow.
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