‘Ricky’s My Bitch!’ Boxing Gets Spornographic

November 27th, 2007

‘ricky’s My Bitch!’ Boxing Gets Spornographic

$\ricky-hatton-1 Rickys My Bitch! Boxing Gets Spornographic\$ Boxing’s trash talk just got trashier - and highly spornographic. According to huge headlines in Britain’s most popular newspaper the Sun, big black American Welterweight champion Floyd Mayweather has announced that he wants to make England’s white scally Manc boxer Ricky Hatton his ‘Prison Bitch’.

‘He said he wanted to buttf**k me’ complained little Ricky, looking even paler than usual.

Ricky, mate, I have to say I really don’t blame him. $\mayweather-hatton Rickys My Bitch! Boxing Gets Spornographic\$ And I mean that in a very loving way. (Though I’d have to insist you remove those mickey-mouse earphones first.)

But why wait until they’re sharing a prison cell? Why not do it ‘in the ring’ - like they do in Ultimate Fighting?

Actually, I’ve heard that there is a (semi) secret tradition in boxing of the loser giving it up after a match - apparently, it’s called ‘the perk’. (A term I rather like and plan to use: ‘I’m gonna perk your brains out, bitch’ and ‘I’m gonna give you such a hard perking’.) I’m told it’s not exactly obligatory, but not so rare either. It is, after all, what that film Fight Club was really all about.

So if Ricky loses, we’ll know why.

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2 responses to “‘ricky’s My Bitch!’ Boxing Gets Spornographic”

Benjamin Doherty in a comment says:
November 27th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I dunno if you’re being oblique, but “the perk” in this context is an abbreviation for perquisite. But I think sporno is the tip of the iceberg. What’s the trickle down effects?
uroskin in a comment says:
November 27th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
I’m not sure whether a comatose and bloodily pulped defeated boxer would float my boat, but to each their own. I can only presume Mr Hatton looks better before the match than he will after (even above the waist)