
From this month’s GQ Russia.
My Russian is a little rusty, but I think the piece from this 50th anniversary of GQ issue is about ‘Forty Things That Changed Men’s Lives’.
I’ve no idea what GQ has to say about me, but all I care about is that:
- there’s a scarily large picture of me oiled-up pulling my pants down and
- I’m ahead of, and much bigger than, Sigmund Freud, Arnold Schwarzenegger and – this is really impressive – Biotherm Homme
I only wish I’d, err, trimmed a bit. Or worn some snug, designer, possibly padded, blindingly white underwear.
And had Freddie’s body and face. Or Beck’s airbrusher. (See below.)
MS Pic by Michele Martinoli
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The pic still does it for me!
Right, that’s another name to add to my Xmas card list….
I’d sack your fluffer though
Attention! that will be an icon without any blindingly white underwear)
I know cause I live in Russia. The text is not seen here but I’m going to read the article anyway
You love it you slag. And you deffo need to be slashed with Arnie, while Freud watches.
A) Ya look great.
B) You can now tell people “I don’t know if you know who I am…but, you see, I’m, like, totally a big deal in the former Soviet Union.”
“there’s a scarily large picture of me oiled-up pulling my pants down”
you are beautiful and incredibly funny.
Trimmed what a bit? I hope you weren’t thinking of some bikini line thing were you?
No, but a No.4 clipper wouldn’t have gone amiss.
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