Simpson Tops Arnie and Freud in GQ Spread

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From this month’s GQ Russia.

My Russian is a little rusty, but I think the piece from this 50th anniversary of GQ issue is about ‘Forty Things That Changed Men’s Lives’.

I’ve no idea what GQ has to say about me, but all I care about is that:

  • there’s a scar­ily large pic­ture of me oiled-up pulling my pants down and
  • I’m ahead of, and much big­ger than, Sigmund Freud, Arnold Schwarzenegger and — this is really impress­ive — Biotherm Homme

I only wish I’d, err, trimmed a bit. Or worn some snug, designer, pos­sibly pad­ded, blind­ingly white underwear.

And had Freddie’s body and face. Or Beck’s air­brusher. (See below.)

MS Pic by Michele Martinoli