Simpson Tops Arnie and Freud in GQ Spread

Simpson Tops Arnie And Freud In Gq Spread

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From this month’s GQ Russia.

My Russian is a little rusty, but I think the piece from this 50th anniversary of GQ issue is about ‘Forty Things That Changed Men’s Lives’.

I’ve no idea what GQ has to say about me, but all I care about is that:

I’m ahead of, and much bigger than, Sigmund Freud, Arnold Schwarzenegger and – this is really impressive – Biotherm Homme

I only wish I’d, err, trimmed a bit. Or worn some snug, designer, possibly padded, blindingly white underwear.

And had Freddie’s body and face. Or Beck’s airbrusher. (See below.)

Mike Deakin Said,
The pic still does it for me!
Mark S Said,
Right, that’s another name to add to my Xmas card list….
uroskin Said,
I’d sack your fluffer though
anncestbeau Said,
Attention! that will be an icon without any blindingly white underwear)
I know cause I live in Russia. The text is not seen here but I’m going to read the article anyway
Elise Said,
You love it you slag. And you deffo need to be slashed with Arnie, while Freud watches.
Jack Malebranche Said,
A) Ya look great.

B) You can now tell people “I don’t know if you know who I am…but, you see, I’m, like, totally a big deal in the former Soviet Union.”
no one you would know Said,
“there’s a scarily large picture of me oiled-up pulling my pants down”

you are beautiful and incredibly funny.
Stephen Watson Said,
Trimmed what a bit? I hope you weren’t thinking of some bikini line thing were you?
Mark S Said,
No, but a No.4 clipper wouldn’t have gone amiss.