Simpson Tops Arnie and Freud in GQ Spread

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From this month’s GQ Russia.

My Russian is a little rusty, but I think the piece from this 50th anniversary of GQ issue is about ‘Forty Things That Changed Men’s Lives’.

I’ve no idea what GQ has to say about me, but all I care about is that:

  • there’s a scarily large picture of me oiled-up pulling my pants down and
  • I’m ahead of, and much bigger than, Sigmund Freud, Arnold Schwarzenegger and – this is really impressive – Biotherm Homme

I only wish I’d, err, trimmed a bit. Or worn some snug, designer, possibly padded, blindingly white underwear.

And had Freddie’s body and face. Or Beck’s airbrusher. (See below.)

MS Pic by Michele Martinoli

9 thoughts on “Simpson Tops Arnie and Freud in GQ Spread

  1. “there’s a scarily large picture of me oiled-up pulling my pants down”

    you are beautiful and incredibly funny.

  2. A) Ya look great.

    B) You can now tell people “I don’t know if you know who I am…but, you see, I’m, like, totally a big deal in the former Soviet Union.”

  3. Attention! that will be an icon without any blindingly white underwear)
    I know cause I live in Russia. The text is not seen here but I’m going to read the article anyway

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