December 11th, 2007
Simpson Tops Arnie And Freud In Gq Spread
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From this month’s GQ Russia.
My Russian is a little rusty, but I think the piece from this 50th anniversary of GQ issue is about ‘Forty Things That Changed Men’s Lives’.
I’ve no idea what GQ has to say about me, but all I care about is that:
- there’s a scarily large picture of me oiled-up pulling my pants down and
- I’m ahead of, and much bigger than, Sigmund Freud, Arnold Schwarzenegger and – this is really impressive – Biotherm Homme
I only wish I’d, err, trimmed a bit. Or worn some snug, designer, possibly padded, blindingly white underwear.
And had Freddie’s body and face. Or Beck’s airbrusher. (See below.)
MS Pic by Michele Martinoli
December 11th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
The pic still does it for me!
December 11th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Right, that’s another name to add to my Xmas card list….
December 12th, 2007 at 1:02 am
I’d sack your fluffer though
December 12th, 2007 at 9:31 am
Attention! that will be an icon without any blindingly white underwear)
I know cause I live in Russia. The text is not seen here but I’m going to read the article anyway
December 12th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
You love it you slag. And you deffo need to be slashed with Arnie, while Freud watches.
December 13th, 2007 at 3:58 am
A) Ya look great.
B) You can now tell people “I don’t know if you know who I am…but, you see, I’m, like, totally a big deal in the former Soviet Union.”
June 12th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
“there’s a scarily large picture of me oiled-up pulling my pants down”
you are beautiful and incredibly funny.