April 9th, 2008

How Queer Is It Up North?

Like the bad fairy at a christening, I shall be making a couple of appearances at Manchester’s famous Queer Up North festival.

Cue boos and hisses.

Manchester. So much to answer for. Home of Coronation Street, Take That, Queer As Folk, Man U Football Club and Shameless.

Oh, and that band called The Smiths.

Not to mention that camp Lancashire accent used by their football hooligans. Has any city done more to queer the world?

I’m on a panel for ‘Queer Question Time’ on Saturday, May 10 at 4.30pm. I’d like to ask a queer question of my own: what on earth do they put in the water round there? Poppers?

And, assuming I don’t say anything too unpleasant, a couple of weeks later I’m back again for the ‘final weekend’ on Saturday May 24 at 2pm - this time proposing the motion ‘Queer Culture is Obsolete’.

To quote Manchester’s Biggest Mouth, will I know how Joan of Arc felt?

4 responses to “How Queer Is It Up North?”

  1. AEW in a comment says:

    ‘I’d like to ask a queer question of my own: what on earth do they put in the water round there? Poppers?’

    Anyone who has ever been to Canal Street might agree with me that it would likely be something much stronger than poppers…

    It really couldn’t get much more Queer up here - was nice to be able to read your words Mark, but they’re gonna lynch ya!

  2. Mark S in a comment says:

    Been there, done that.

  3. springheeledjim in a comment says:

    i might come and throw wet fish at you.
    or better still, drag you off to the star & garter…

  4. Mark Simpson Interviewed by Manchester Evening News | MARK SIMPSON.com in a pingback says:

    [...] Email interview with Mark Simpson by Sarah Walters of Manchester Evening News (unedited version) pegged to his appearance as the bad fairy at this year’s Queer Up North Festival [...]

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