What would he make of Old Compton Street now? “I wander through each chartered street, near where the chartered Thames does flow” And then I pop into G.A.Y for a few hours of tinny music and drugs. Don’t be censorious: Let the youngsters burn themselves out practising their sexual circus skills,if it help fill the numbing existential void.

As for His Holiness supervising you whilst bashing the bishop? Well, who are you casting? Cardinal De Niro would be good. Cardinal Clooney better. But Pope’s tend to be decrepit and ugly. Even if they wear Gucci like the current camp prat Ratzinger does. I suppose Rupert Everett looks depraved enough nowadays. James Cromwell in L.A Confidential would be an turn-on sinister lead role in Bukkake Bishops.

But,Mark, you can’t dip in and out of ‘repression’ or it won’t deliver the goods. You need a full on conversion experience at Brompton Oratory if you want in on chic Hot Catholic Guilt-based Sex. Convert, then try cracking off a few Poles in Krakov. They’re still repressed enough to have a fit of the vapours about a Madonna gig, so sounds a promising destination for some old-stlye cottaging.

Will the whole guilt/shame matrix collapse now that the Vatican have ‘redeemed’ Oscar?

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/markets/europe/article1289533.ece

Bizarrely, before reading this post, I sent you an email on hard-core KKK Catholic guilt teenage-priest-queen issues last night. Probably caught in your spam filter. Your loss.

In truth, like Porn, Guilt, Shame and Repression are seriously over-rated.

Remember as a lad, when a Zucchini seemed formidable? Again, an old fashioned point, but does it matter what’s attached to said device. I liked the athletes.( uff, there it is!)