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1. Mark Walsh Said,

   While having pushed my apparatus into nearly evertything the prospect of autofellatio, seems to gymnastic to keep my attention regardless of a supple waist; the shoes on the other hand, look tempting at least as long as one sits. I fall flat on my face every time I put the god aweful things on and attempt walking: more the death than the life of a party. My admiration goes to Mr. Maker for all of his acrobatic feats and hope to hear and see more! I can see where you’ve put your back out, Mark, trying to keep up with that routine..

2. Nathan Said,

   Who is James Maker?

3. Steven Said,

   James Maker is known for having a far more talented friend. I can’t stand his writing, it’s just so unnatural and wooden. I met him years ago with Paul Burston, and he was incredibly rude and full of himself. Likes to think of himself as a great wit. Not so.

4. Mark S Said,

   You sound very passionate. I’m jealous.

5. Mark Walsh Said,

   Whops, Steven hope you weren’t wearing one of those gaud aweful pointy shoes!

6. Diana Said,

   “Incredibly rude and full of himself”. Oh dear. And what are you known for Steven – apart from being a whingeing faggot friend of Old Ma Burston ? Do tell.

7. Caleb Said,

   Paul Burston is considered culturally relevant because he can recall dancing to a dated Abba record and having thrown his knickers in the air whilst doing so.

   Mr Maker is a rather good writer – and I do like a man who knows how to use a Georgia 12-point font.

8. Mark Walsh Said,

   I only discovered the chams of a Georgia 12pt. font.; Americans don’t take kindly to serify fonts that look decorative. They have enough trouble reading as it is. I picked it up from Mark because it has some subversive flare.

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