Sexy and I Show It: Parading Cadets (& Olympic Divers)

Last year metro­daddy declared the LMFAO dance hit ‘Sexy and I Know It’ an anthem  for the Jer­sey Shore/Geordie Shore/The Only Way is Essex/The Hunks/Men’s Health Mag­a­zine gen­er­a­tion of met­ro­sexy young men and the metaphor­i­cal (and not so metaphor­i­cal) span­gly Speedos they’re flaunt­ing them­selves in.

But I have to say I was a tad ambiva­lent about the heav­ily ironic hip­ster promo video.

For­tu­nately, it’s been remade by non-hipsters. In shape non-hipsters. Cadets from the USAF Acad­emy, no less. Now, in case any­one objects that this is con­duct unbe­com­ing future offi­cers (and appar­ently some killjoys have) per­haps we should remem­ber that one of the lesser known mean­ings of ‘cadet’ is ‘pimp’. Though here of course they’re pimp­ing their own bod­ies. Like the rest of today’s young men.

Air Force Academy Cadets topless Sexy and I Show It: Parading Cadets (& Olympic Divers)

Not to be out­done, US Navy cadets have also taken up the chal­lenge (see below). Which do you think is sex­ier? And which one knows it most? Air Force or Navy? Or nei­ther? So far I haven’t been able to locate an Army or USMC ver­sion — but some­thing tells me it won’t be long.

Tip: Roger Clarke and  Towelroad

 

UPDATE

UK Olympic diver Tom Daley and his chums have recorded their own Speedo-tastic ver­sion (I espe­cially like Tom’s Car­men Miranda moment):

4 Comments

  • Yes, the women naval cadets were very con­vinc­ing as straight men. Much more so than the straight men.

    I think I over­val­ued the videos because by the time I was alerted to a post about the first video on Tow­el­road the YouTube clip had already been ‘removed by the user’. Which always spikes the inter­est. I had to spend sev­eral whole min­utes look­ing for an alter­na­tive source, in which time my imag­i­na­tion (remem­ber that?) did all the impor­tant work.

  • Per­haps we’ve already reached the point of being too self-aware, or deliberate?

    These didn’t strike me as sexy at all, even though I love the *idea* of “cadets” mak­ing half-naked videos of them­selves goof­ing around. Would pre­fer full nudity, but will set­tle for what’s possible.

    Hon­estly, the parts I liked best were when the gorilla-suit’s sun­glasses fell off (twice) in the Air Force video, and the women naval cadets. Now there are some sexy women–and they per­formed their “straight man” roles in the com­edy expertly.

  • It was you that shopped them, wasn’t it?

    I’ll admit that nei­ther video exactly gets my blood pump­ing. Offi­cers don’t really do it for me. Even when they’re being ungentle­manly. But at least they’re not hipsters.

  • Meh. I don’t find either of these videos remotely sexy or funny. I couldn’t agree more with your state­ment about these guys “… pimp­ing their own bod­ies. Like the rest of today’s young men.”

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