The 'Daddy' of the Metrosexual, the Retrosexual, & spawner of the Spornosexual

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Spornosexual Pride

“It’s not the guy with most muscle that wins but the guy who is most aesthetically pleasing from head to toe.”

Then bin those awful cheesy American burka boardshorts and get these spornos into some Speedos.


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