Finally! Spornosexuals no longer have to run the risk of socialising with people who don’t work out, own no Lycra, and think that whey isolate sounds absolutely vomitous.
Now, thanks to a Munich-based company, spornos have their very own ‘social’ app that will allow them to find, locate and interact with other spornos in their vicinity. Which of course is likely to be someone sweating on the machine next to them in the gym they spend their lives in.
Read the rest of the article by yours truly on the new spornosexual ‘social’ app – denounced by Gizmodo and Mashable as ‘creepy’ and ‘terrifying’ – in today’s Daily Telegraph