It seems that Adam Sandler is striking a blow against the American Phalliban – in his next movie he tries to out-Speedo Daniel Craig. Looks like he’s succeeded, at least waist-down. All in all, taken in both hands and examined admiringly, even though it’s made of plastic it’s almost enough to make me forgive him …
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Viennese Gag on Big Strudels
A poster campaign advertising ‘Nude Men’ (“a long overdue exhibition on the diverse and changing depictions of naked men from 1800 to the present”) at the Leopold Museum in Vienna seems to have aroused the passions of the local phalliban. I thought the Austrians, like the nut-brown Germans I spied on in Corfu when I …