Tag Archives: Beckham

Becks’ Bum: Satisfaction or Disappointment?

I don’t have much to say about the much-discussed latest Beckham ad for his H&M pants, directed by fellow LA-loving Brit Guy Ritchie, in which he runs through Beverly Hills in his white slippers as the props and scenery conspire to remove his clothes, Cupid Stunt–like. Except: Those slippers must be really, really snug to stay on. And: …

February 10, 2013 – 9:07 pm | By Mark Simpson | Posted in advertising, commentary, metrosexual, metrosexy | Tagged , , , , | Comments (2)

Becks and Smithy Declare Their Love To the World

Smithy aka James Corden is a British comedian who isn’t terribly funny but does have a lot of front. And back. And sides. Especially sides. You can watch his spot at the British Sports Personality of the Year Award, from which the Becks scenes above are taken, in full below. But be warned: it goes …

March 22, 2010 – 10:14 pm | By Mark Simpson | Posted in Beckham | Tagged , , | Comments (15)

Cristiano Ronaldo Grabs David Beckham’s Bulging Underwear

My congratulations go to Cristiano Ronaldo, who once again is stepping into Beck’s pricey shoes – and briefs. Ronaldo has just been named Armani’s new international ‘spokesmodel’. (Presumably his legs and packet are going to do all the talking.) Poor Becks, Mr Armani’s previous sporno star, discarded by his Italian designer sugar daddy like yesterday’s trade, unpopular …

October 14, 2009 – 12:29 pm | By Mark Simpson | Posted in metrosexual, sporno | Tagged , , , , , , | Comments (4)

Becks Does Freddie (Doing Becks)

How much bigger can the cotton-clad packages in men’s underwear ads get, I wonder, before they are literally shoved down our throats? And if they are, will any of us be so impolite as to gag? Even though good quality cotton is so absorbent? Above is Beck’s latest sporno for Emporio Armani underwear, due to …

December 10, 2007 – 8:08 pm | By Mark Simpson | Posted in advertising, metrosexual, sporno | Tagged , , , , | Comments (2)