Tag Archives: Beckham

Becks’ Bum: Satisfaction or Disappointment?

I don’t have much to say about the much-discussed latest Beckham ad for his H&M pants, dir­ec­ted by fel­low LA-loving Brit Guy Ritchie, in which he runs through Beverly Hills in his white slip­pers as the props and scenery con­spire to remove his clothes, Cupid Stunt–like. Except: Those slip­pers must be really, really snug to stay on. And: […]

Becks and Smithy Declare Their Love To the World

Smithy aka James Corden is a British comedian who isn’t ter­ribly funny but does have a lot of front. And back. And sides. Especially sides. You can watch his spot at the British Sports Personality of the Year Award, from which the Becks scenes above are taken, in full below. But be warned: it goes […]

Cristiano Ronaldo Grabs David Beckham’s Bulging Underwear

My con­grat­u­la­tions go to Cristiano Ronaldo, who once again is step­ping into Beck’s pricey shoes – and briefs. Ronaldo has just been named Armani’s new inter­na­tional ‘spokes­model’. (Presumably his legs and packet are going to do all the talk­ing.) Poor Becks, Mr Armani’s pre­vi­ous sporno star, dis­carded by his Italian designer sugar daddy like yesterday’s trade, unpopular […]

Becks Does Freddie (Doing Becks)

How much big­ger can the cotton-clad pack­ages in men’s under­wear ads get, I won­der, before they are lit­er­ally shoved down our throats? And if they are, will any of us be so impol­ite as to gag? Even though good qual­ity cot­ton is so absorb­ent? Above is Beck’s latest sporno for Emporio Armani under­wear, due to […]