Cyclesexuals — a Silent Menace

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A 51-year-old man caught by clean­ers ‘sim­u­lat­ing sex’ with a bicycle in his locked room in a hostel in Ayr, Scotland has been sen­tenced to three years pro­ba­tion and has been added to the Sex Offenders Register. “In almost four dec­ades in the law I thought I had come across every per­ver­sion known to man­kind,” opined the presid­ing judge (talk­ing I pre­sume about the cases he had heard rather than other judges). “But this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a ‘cycle-sexualist’.” Reportedly the clean­ers…read more