Tag Archives: Dieux Du Stade

Tarty Armani’s Latest Sporno Spunk

  Paolo Rumi in Milano sends this snap of Armani’s latest sporno star, tennis player Rafael Nadal, kindly offering his giant but pertly athletic arse to passers by in Armani’s home-town. In the early Noughties I described the exhibitionism of metrosexuality as ‘literally asking to be fucked’. I’m sure people thought I was being absurd …

March 6, 2011 – 3:19 pm | By Mark Simpson | Posted in advertising, metrosexual, sporno | Tagged , , , , | Comments (17)

Sporno

Mark Simpson on how sport and porn got into bed with one another — while D&G and Mr Armani took pictures.… (Out magazine, May 2006; expanded for The V&A’s ‘Fashion V Sport’ catalogue, June 2008.) You might think that it was Italy’s greater ball skills, or stamina, or team spirit that won them the 2006 football …

April 17, 2010 – 3:18 am | By Mark Simpson | Posted in sporno | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Comments (43)

Sporno gets even more spornographic

Ooo-la-la! The 2007 Dieux du Stade calendar is upon us and it seems to be even naughtier, even saucier — and somehow even more graphic — than last year’s. How do they do that? Without actually using those rugby balls as sex toys instead of just holding them that way? Even I — even I — …

December 1, 2006 – 11:22 pm | By Mark Simpson | Posted in commentary, masculinity, metrosexual, porn, sporno | Tagged , , , , , | Comments (11)