Danny’s top but Mikey is bottom

…acccord­ing to a head­line in today’s Sun news­pa­per. Glad to see they’re finally report­ing the news that people really want to hear.

Far be it for me to con­tra­dict Britain’s best-selling tabloid, but I won­der whether Danny Young isn’t more ‘vers’.

You can watch his top­less Rocky on the tra­gic­ally awful and appar­ently end­less ITV real­ity show Dancing on Ice here.  Danny is favour­ite to win because he and his perky nipples (I’m sure it’s the ice) are the only reason any­one watches it.

I’d like to see him skat­ing with Johnny Weir.  Then we’ll really find out who’s top.