Tag Archives: James Bond

The Swishy Villainy and Psychodrama of Skyfall

Mark Simpson fondles the pecs and thighs of James Bond’s latest ‘out­ing’ When at their first meet­ing in Skyfall a rather for­wards Raul Silva, played by a bleached-blond Javier Bardem, takes cad­dish advant­age of James Bond’s/Daniel Craig’s indis­pos­i­tion – tied as he is to a chair – run­ning his hands over 007’s craggy face, ripped […]

Bond on a Budget: Quantum of Solace is Plenty Cheap

Mark Simpson straps Mr Bond into a rim-chair and aims a knot­ted rope at his nuts ‘I’d rather stay in a morgue!’ So sniffs Daniel Craig in the latest Bond vehicle Quantum of Solace when presen­ted with less than salu­bri­ous accom­mod­a­tion in La Paz, Bolivia. Instead of check­ing in, he sweeps off to a flash five […]

Bashing Bond’s Blond Bollocks

I finally saw the new Bond film star­ring the new Bond Daniel Craig last night (my OUT essay was writ­ten sight unseen — winging it entirely by the seat of Craig’s pants). The new Bond delivered.  Some (swoon­ingly sub­ject­ive) obser­va­tions: Bond is now the ‘Bond Girl’ of the open­ing cred­its. It’s his sil­hou­ette we see […]

Shagging Mr Bond: The Gayness, Bondness and Shagability of the 007s

In hon­our of this week’s launch of the new Bond movie ‘Casino Royale’, fea­tur­ing Daniel Craig as the new, pumped, shaved, very tight-shirted blond Bond — he may be a secret agent but Craig’s pecs have very pub­licly outed his met­ro­sexu­al­ity — here’s my break­down of the dif­fer­ent Bonds accord­ing to their gay­ness, Bondness, and […]

James Bond Comes Out

The new blond Bond has a sur­pris­ing amount in com­mon with the bru­nette ori­ginal – pre­cisely for the reas­ons he’s been bashed, says Mark Simpson (Out, November, 2006) BOND IS BLOND! He’s smooth! He works out! He doesn’t have any eye­brows! He kissed a guy! Ever since English actor Daniel Craig was cast last year as […]