by Mark Simpson (Independent on Sunday, 23 Sept 2007) The Chippendales have a lot to answer for. Big hair atop even bigger pecs. Acres of shaved, orange manflesh bordered by white cuffs and red bow-ties. Rictus grins doing high kicks in black bulging Spandex. Medically-dangerous galvanic pelvic thrusting. Female GERREMORFFFFFFFF!!! hysteria. Not to mention those dangerous …
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Channing Tatum — The Modern Male Stripped Bare
I like Channing Tatum. I like the fact he hasn’t got a fashion beard. I like his open, boringly beautiful boyish face. I like his GI Joe body. I like the kind of slightly goofy characters he plays. I like that he worked in a strip joint before he started stripping off for Hollywood. I …