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Shagging Mr Bond: The Gayness, Bondness and Shagability of the 007s
In honour of this week’s launch of the new Bond movie ‘Casino Royale’, featuring Daniel Craig as the new, pumped, shaved, very tight-shirted blond Bond — he may be a secret agent but Craig’s pecs have very publicly outed his metrosexuality — here’s my breakdown of the different Bonds according to their gayness, Bondness, and …