To celebrate National Masturbation Month HuffPo have posted a version of an essay of mine collected in Sex Terror on how ‘self-abuse’ came out of the cubicle, tissue stuck to its shoe: You see, wanking is a normal form of human sexual behavior, and intercourse is the deviation. Most men, even those in long-term relationships — …
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Melts in Your Mouth: Eminem’s Shady Sexuality
By Mark Simpson (Nerve.com, February 22, 2001) Eminem, aka Marshall Mathers, may have won only a few consolation prizes at the Grammys yesterday [2001], but clearly the white rapper behind “The Marshall Mathers LP” has created the Album of the Year in every other sense. Em is the hottest property not just in the music business, but …