I jest of course. The staff at Men’s Health wish they looked like that. Even if I’m sure quite a few of them dance like that – when the readers can’t see them (Don’t Ask Don’t Tell may be about to be repealed in the US Armed Forces, but not any time soon at Men’s Health publisher Rodale …
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Mikey Strokes His Pussy (For Charidee)
Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino is looking pumped in this jokey-but-serious poster for PETA, encouraging cat owners to get their cats neutered. ‘The Occasional Table’ - as his fellow housemate Julian Clary hilariously dubbed him — looks rather more pumped than he did on Celebrity Big Brother this Summer, where he seemed very ‘off season’, spotty and …