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Becks: tarting in the USA

Beck’s Stateside tarting continues.

American mobile communications company Motorola have launched a poster campaign for their new Razr with an image of their ‘Global Brand Ambassador’ with his tits out.

In recognition of where most men and women are going to be looking, the product is dangling between Beck’s pecs from a chain around his neck.

The mobile is supposed to become an object of desire because of its proximity to the most famous nipples in the world. I wonder if Beck’s tits taste slightly bitter when you chew on them, like many men’s? Or whether they taste instead of pink champagne?

The chain (no pockets?) and the cropping of the pic more than hints that Becks is completely starkers.

And is it just me, or is he gazing at us greedily like punter at a gay sex club who wants us to take him home for some individual attention and capture him with his mobile camera in all sorts slutty positions?

Oh, OK, just me then.

Mind you, he’s already posed for those slutty pictures.

6 thoughts on “Becks: tarting in the USA”

  1. To me he does look like a punter at a gay sex club gazing at us greedily, but not for slutty sex. More the kind of guy who says he’ll come home with you, but then says he’s ‘left something back in the club’ when he finds you’re driving a Ford rather than a Ferrari or Bentley. To me at least it says ‘I’ll do anything – for a price’.

  2. If we apply the Boyd McDonald theorem his arsehole has a nice brown colour (the theorem states that the colour of your nipples is the same as that of your arsehole)

  3. Although – what is going on above his ears? Perhaps he’s growing a mullet – just the back flap?

  4. ahhhhhhh, those nips, I love those famous nipples. I won’t be buying the razr unless it comes with those nips, and a chain, a very sturdy one. You might even call it a leash. Not that I’m into all that B/D stuff, but I can dream, can’t I?

  5. Is it just me (or Photoshop?) but I think Becks is maturing quite nicely. I’ve never paid much attention to his nipples, I must admit, I was always more interested in his haircut and tattoos. Call me a shallow queen, but call me.

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