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James Bond’s Original Skimpy Speedos

A fetching oil painting of a young Bond-in-Waiting Sean Connery from 1952 in a posing pouch showing off his muscles has just gone on display in the UK.

As you can see, wartime rationing didn’t end in the UK until 1954.

The latest Bond, Daniel Craig, born in the 1960s, has of course had unlimited access to chicken breasts, Men’s Health magazine, moisturiser and D&G swimming trunks and has managed to grow tits big enough to become his own Bond Girl.

2 thoughts on “James Bond’s Original Skimpy Speedos”

  1. Yes, you’re right, his chum is beefier – and probably doesn’t care whether his cocktail is stirred or shaken.

    And he has a face made for my pillow.

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