Hollywood has apparently taken note of the global publicity surrounding uber-metrosexual English footballer David Beckham’s arrival in Tinseltown and decided to dust off America’s own, discarded metrosexual sportsman prototype, 1960s flamboyant, fur-coat wearing NFL quarterback Joe Namath and give it the big-screen treatment.
Jake Gyllenhaal is to play Namath – popularly dubbed ‘Broadway Joe’ – in a Hollywood biopic of the Hall of Fame sportsman who was the first American footballer to become a multi-media phenemonon and Madison Avenue model.
In other words, the actor who played a metrosexual cowboy will be playing the first metrosexual athlete. It sounds perfect casting – in a postmodern way. Gyllenhaal’s inability to convince as a cowboy, or a Marine, or a blue-collar NFL quarterback is just more grist to the mill of the inauthenticity of modern masculinity.
Jake’s pretty, bottom-boy looks also underscore something else: how Namath really wouldn’t cut it today as an object of desire. He just isn’t attractive or seductive or tarty enough. He looks like what he was: a reasonably nice-looking 1960s quarterback in a fur coat – or pantyhose.
Joe Namath’s most famous ad was this eyebrow-raiser from 1974 for Beautymist pantyhose:
Apparently Namath regretted the ad for nylons which brought out many of his male fans in rash, despite its rather heavy-handed ‘I’M NOT A FAG AND THIS IS A JOKE’ message. It may have been one of the reasons why America, with the possible exception of Dennis Rodham, failed to produce another ‘Broadway Joe’. That and the fact that America is sometimes a more conformist country than Switzerland.
If this ad were to be reprised by David Beckham today you would notice the following differences:
- He would look much better in pantyhose
- He wouldn’t say ‘I don’t wear pantyhose’. And if he did, no one would believe him.
- He wouldn’t be wearing anything else
- He wouldn’t laugh. Fashion, as his titanium-cheekboned wife has taught him, is a very serious business.
- He wouldn’t be selling them to women.
Now the one in the middle :))). You know what i mean ?
The casting is really very apt: like Jake Gyllenhaal, Namath made truly horrible movies. However, at least ‘CC Ryder’ has camp value. Thirty years from now, I can’t imagine anyone having fun with ‘Broke (whatever)’. They’ll probably still be snoring.