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Olympic Sporno – From NBC

If you’ve been watching the noble Olympics in a slightly pervey way, treating all that lycra and fit young firm flesh on your HD screens as a form of illicit spornography then you deserve to be spanked soundly with a spiked running shoe.

But you’re not alone.

America’s prestigious NBC no less are doing it too.

With an online splurge of swim-boy nakedness called ‘Ab-Fab’ it asks you to ‘Guess the Swimmer’ – by identifying the headless topless torsos of selected Olympic totty.

In other words, it presents photos of top-flight swimmers as if they were headless naked profile pics on Manhunt or Gaydar. At the very least, it takes it for granted that you’ve been studying their bodies rather closely. They should really go the whole hog and provide a ‘MESSAGE ME!’ button to send those naughty athletes our phone numbers.

Someone with more morals than me might be inclined to huff and puff a little at this non-consensual spornographic exploitation of the golden swim-boys. But then, they are encouraging it, those devilish rascals, with their low-slung pants showing off their storm-proof ‘cum-gutters’ and saucy ‘come-hither’ pelvic tatts. They know exactly what kind of world we’re living in – and they seem determined to give it a semi.

And when you see NBC’s full-length pic of multi-Gold-medal-winner Phelps – the slim-hipped superstar whose seismic popularity might just overcome America’s deep-seated Speedophobia – you realise that, like so many young men today, he’s already practically stripping for Fratmen TV , even when he’s wearing jeans and underpants. (And why he deserves yet another Gold – for tarting.)

Meanwhile, two US National wrestlers have permanently lost their place on the team and their scholarships for actually doing just that.

Tip: D.A. Krolak

6 thoughts on “Olympic Sporno – From NBC”

  1. You lose focus? Must be all those cum gutters! Or the fact that like Manhunt/Gaydar – it didn’t come with a “Message Me” button and GPS tracking…{grins}

  2. Yes. A face made for my pillow. Though maybe not – I understand he has a flat arse: something to do with streamlining.

    Donald: Ta for drawing my attention to Phelp’s NBC sponsored cum-gutters – but I didn’t complete the test. After a while, I lost focus….

  3. Okay, spot on as always. What does NBC stand for:
    Nice Boys Cuts? Naughty Boys Caught? you decide…

    They obviously overcame their phaliban or speedophobia because he is a white boy! Oh & he has more gold than a gold-digger or rap star, combined.

    I’m just curious – how did you score on the test? I did really well, and am hoping they will follow it up with the below the waist version, which believe me as a crtoch-spotter – will most definitely ace…which is the very reason Phelps in his Lazr is my desktop wallpaper…

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