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Earth to Keanu: You’re a Bit Late (But You Look Great!) - marksimpson.com
Mark Simpson on the metrosexual from outer space ‘It’s going to take a while for me to get used to this body.’ So says a shaking Keanu Reeves in The Day the Earth Stood Still, staring wide-eyed at his disobedient hands trying to hold a glass of water and convey pathos. Both end up all