The 'Daddy' of the Metrosexual, the Retrosexual, & spawner of the Spornosexual

Prince Poppycock Courts America

I’ve only just discovered the priceless, peerless, powdered Prince Poppycock, but what a discovery!  Do you think he was told ‘only girls wear hair slides’ when he was a kid?

(Apparently he made the final of AGT, but came last.)

Here he is in the semi-finals, out-glamming Freddie: