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“I’ve had a lot of guys who aren’t homo but are effeminate”

Perhaps it’s his fagly beard and whiny voice, but Pastor Steve Anderson of Arizona sounds a lot like some gay bears I know who are always bitching about sissies and metrosexuals and where oh where did all the real men go.

“God made us to be men! We need to embrace being manly and not be pretty boys and cissified, effeminate little twinkies!!”

But I’m grateful to Mr Anderson and his Xstian fundamentals for making it quite clear where much of America’s problem with metrosexuality and the ‘gender neutral movement’ as he calls it (fingers interlocking, intimating the horror of a world of mutuality) comes from.

God hates metros.

Tip: Shirley Temple Bar

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