Inside Spornosexual Pride

Mark Simpson goes to BodyPower, the UK’s biggest fitness expo, & tries not to stare too hard. Even though staring is…

Sporno Italico

Mark Simpson visits Rome’s Foro Italico, home of Mussolini’s Olympic ‘gay gang-bang in Carrara marble’

Gymnos Guys

Stereo Sporno – The Harrison Twins

Sporno Steve Cook on Being Metro

From Metrosexual to Spornosexual - Two Decades of Male Deliciousness

‘Metrodaddy’ Mark Simpson on the evolution of male vanity

Meat the Spornosexual

Keyless Entry & Male Versatility

“I call him lollipop”

Pietro Boselli – The Pretty Philosopher of Spornosexuality

The ‘world’s sexiest maths teacher’ is living, geometrically consistent proof that spornosexuals don’t have to be dumb. And also that for all their self-sexualisation, spornos can be romantico. Angelic, even. Though if angels look like Pietro who needs Hell? Signor Pietro Boselli, with his cherubic facial features, those bucolic, rosy cheeks that belies his 27 years, and that smiley submissiveness, puts me in mind somewhat of Antinous, the beautiful young male lover of the Roman Emperor Hadrian. After Antinous’ early death aged c. 20 years, […]

French Farms Now Equipped With Gyms & Waxing Salons

We’ve seen a great deal of male pin-up tit-ilation over the last decade or so, in which men in traditionally masculine occupations get their clothes off and their tarty on as they occupy the traditionally ‘feminine’ and ‘passive’ position of the glammed-up calendar girl. And they’ve turned out to be naturals. It started with the famous Dieux du Stade sporno calendars , spreading to firemen, Mormon missionaries, Catholic priests, rowers and then pretty much to the entire male sex. Men haven’t bothered to sit around waiting to […]

Well-Oiled, Precision-Engineered German Spornosexuality

This recent German ad caught my eye. Or rather, some silky smooth, highly-grabable German glutes leapt out of my monitor and rammed themselves in my face. My German is rather poor, but the ad would appear to be for lady’s body-cream called Aldo Vandini. Expensive body-cream, judging by the size of that obscenely luxurious bath-living room the shameless young man is oiling himself and his precision-engineered buttocks up in. I don’t know about you, but I found myself rather distracted by it. Perhaps I’m deeply […]

Does Magic Mike Have Anything To Stick Himself With?

The animated gif above will save you £8 and 109 minutes of disappointment. Yes, I’ve done my invert duty and been to see Magic Mike. Which, according to The New York Times, gay men are ‘flocking’ to see in numbers not seen since Brokeback Mountain. Even if they’re not all as jaded as me I think they’re going to be very disappointed. And not because in Magic Mike gay or bisexual men don’t exist, even as a famously generously tipping audience for male stripping – […]

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