Mikey Sorrentino

Mikey Strokes His Pussy (For Charidee)

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino is looking pumped in this jokey-but-serious poster for PETA, encouraging cat owners to get their cats neutered. ‘The Occasional Table’ –¬†as his fellow housemate Julian Clary hilariously dubbed him – looks rather more pumped than he did on Celebrity Big Brother this Summer, where he seemed very ‘off season’, spotty and almost skinny (all things are relative). Perhaps that’s why he almost never took his shirt off – which you’d think would violate his booking contract. In eye-candy terms Mikey was… Read More »Mikey Strokes His Pussy (For Charidee)

Is The Situation a Tom of Finland Fan?

Or is Tom of Finland a Situation fan? Compare these two pictures, one of a cartoonish mid-Twentieth gay porn fantasy swaggering/sashaying with his tits out down the street, the other of Mikey Sorrentino, cartoonish star of the MTV hit reality show Jersey Shore, swaggering/sashaying with his tits out down the street. Tom of Finland sketch, c. early 1960s             MikeSorrentino, c. 2011 Mikey’s face isn’t quite the Tom-ish Scandinavian ideal — and his pants are, following the American Phalliban fashion,… Read More »Is The Situation a Tom of Finland Fan?