Mark Simpson examines some professional show-offs I want to talk about Jeff Seid’s tongue. I want to talk about what’s attached, so exquisitely, to the famous fitness model and aesthetic bodybuilder’s tongue as well. But, despite the rest of his… Read More »Boys on Film: An Anatomy of YouTube’s Pro Spornos
I should probably pretend that I have something interesting to say about this ad for Leorever ‘micro tight’ compression shorts, starring a young blond, pneumatic spornosexual (Michael Dean Johnson) working out on a beach in wet, super-clingy spandex, and covered… Read More »Micro Tight Beach Buns
C4 recently aired a series about pro spornos – called ‘Six Pack Superstars‘. It follows young men and women ‘influencers’ and wannabes in the fitness business preparing for their competitions. Like Bromans it’s mostly about the male spornos – they… Read More »“Yo Bitches! Wanna Bit of That?” – Six Pack Superstars
Mark Simpson goes to BodyPower – the UK’s biggest fitness expo – and tries not to stare too hard. Even though staring is very welcome. (Originally appeared in The Daily Telegraph 4 August, 2016) “Would you like me to take… Read More »Inside Spornosexual Pride