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Fag-Up, America

  • October 13, 2011January 7, 2013

Column by yours truly over on HuffPo about why America needs to drop the manly strap-ons and fag-up instead.

A Bit of Laurie (& Fry)

  • September 7, 2011December 23, 2020

“At first I thought it was a mistake, but then I realised that L’Oreal wasn’t looking for models but for people with strong personalities, who are worth it…and who aren’t afraid to proclaim that using cosmetics can be a very… Read More »A Bit of Laurie (& Fry)

The Metrosexual is Undead

  • September 6, 2011December 23, 2020

How many obituaries will the press write for the metrosexual before they finally accept that he’s immortal? Or at least, undead? That every time they cut off his head and pronounce him ‘deceased’ they replace him with even more metrosexuality?… Read More »The Metrosexual is Undead